Super fantasy Staff

A few weeks after being admitted to work, he was called up to the HR department.
- What's this? - The manager asked - Why when submitting your resume, you have 5 years of experience, we found out he had never done this ever work?

He replied:

- Oh good, sir, not in the message he needs to recruit people with a rich imagination is what? :D

Differences between WIFE and GIRLFRIEND

Vova wrote to his daddy: What are the differences between WIFE and GIRLFRIEND, Dad? 
His Daddy replies: My dear, Wife is a TV. Girl friend is a HandPhone. At home watch TV. Go out, bring HandPhone. No money, sell TV. Got money, change HandPhone. Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HandPhone. TV is free for life. But HandPhone, if you don't pay, services will be TERMINATED!!! But u should be careful with both, my dear son...^^

Identification of ghost

Two ghosts see a car sitting in the mixed doubles few meters from that position.
- I took his car to the other couple take a stroll.

- Or cool. Get in the car.

- Wait for me at all.

Ghost of his grave site and then brought to the huge tombstone. The other ghost asked:

- What are you doing? VAC do?

- That his identification. The police will ask you ...
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